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Welcome to Snark Floats

I’m not here to hold your hand. This is the place where I drag my own half-drowned thoughts onto a life raft made of sarcasm, sharp humor, and stubborn honesty — and if you want to climb aboard, you’re welcome.

This isn’t a public service. It’s survival. I call bullshit where I see it — on bad tech, bad storytelling, bad history, corporate evil, and the small stupid things that try to sink us all.

Life’s a mess. Snark floats. Grab a seat if you can handle it. If not, there are plenty of other lifeboats out there, filled with Pinterest quotes and toxic positivity. Good luck. You’ll need it…

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Genius Tool, Amateur Hour: A Two-Part Series on How OpenAI Is Undervaluing Its Own Creation

June 24, 2025

🧠 Part 2: The Brilliance Is There. Now Build the Product It Deserves.
The smartest AI won’t win without smart product thinking.

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Genius Tool, Amateur Hour: A Two-Part Series on How OpenAI Is Undervaluing Its Own Creation

June 22, 2025

🔥 Part 1: Brilliance Undone: How Bad UX Is Eroding Trust in ChatGPT
A love letter from a power user still dazzled by the magical possibility. And devastated by the clueless execution.

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Don’t be the Tool in Your AI Relationship: AI Works Better as a Companion

June 17, 2025

You’re not using AI wrong. You’re just using it like a smart toaster. If you want results beyond warm output and emoji-laden bulleted lists, treat it like a collaborator. Talk to it. Teach it. Trust it. Then watch what happens...